a. California Customer: Lazy, laid-back skatertude. Karma and Kale chips; Free spirited and flow.
b. Southern: slow, drawn out, over-pronounced/added vowels. Christian, family-focused, and homogenous. Conservative.
c. NYer: aws and fast. Straight shooters, hustlers, snap-to types.
d. Chinese: sharp, staccatoed, high-low, fast. Unself-conscious, loud, materialistic.
e. Italian: "ees," hand gestures, "chs." Loud, expressive, sensual, and family oriented. Coffee lovers.
f. Jewish: whoarch, wheee, hoo. Smart, educated, wealthy, pinching. Blessers.
g. French: weeeee, whack spit. "ewwwws". Snooty, sensual, and lover minded. Cultured and artistic.
h. Armenian: Hairy, swarthy, brand name. Hooka and baklava.
What each character orders
Before dope:
California dude: I'd like a green tea latte with some karma kale sprinkles on top
Southern girl: Venti Cookies and Cream Frappaccino, no expresso, shot of extra sweet tea
NY Wall Street intern: Bagel and a Grande Coffee to go
Chinese Doctor: mung bean and sprout chino
Italian Singer: Americano in a sing-song accent
Anorexic Jew: nutrition facts
French Lover: a tall, hairy female barista
Armenian: the baklava-est pastry you have.
After dope (which relaxes inhibition and makes you hungry):
California dude: a green tea latte with some karma kale sprinkles on top
Southern girl: can't even get her words out its so slow (barista just nods and dumps sweets into her cup). passes out. Frenchman takes her Bible, throws it away, then kisses up her sweet lips
NY Wall Street intern: every type of bagel and then puts his middle finger through the holes of every personified bagel (the one with extra cream cheese, extra dry, pumpernickel, etc..)
Chinese Doctor: (teary) plus all my hopes and dreams with extra whip on top... plus this machine, which drips instant happiness and prosperity into cup!
Italian Singer: Andre Botticelli cd (stands on top of the table and belts out a song with eyes closed)
Anorexic Jew: some water. with ice. and a straw. and a low-carb script too. i like plots and dialogues with meat and substance.
French Lover: 2 hour bottom cabinet rental with the tall, hairy female barista (pours syrups on each other)
Armenian: the baklava-est pastry you have and these dried fruits, which I will hooka outside
